Fat Bastard Auto

Fat Bastard Auto is an easy-to-grow autoflowering hybrid that packs serious potency — flower-tested in the 30–38% THC range with minimal CBD. Genetic roots trace to Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, and that lineage shows in dense, resin-coated buds that’re built both for smoke and for making concentrates. Expect fruity and skunky aromatics layered over a sweet, pungent core. Effect-wise this strain leans toward an uplifting, euphoric head high that settles into a mellow, physically relaxing finish. The cerebral spark makes it good for mood-lifting and creativity, while the body effects are soothing rather than heavy sedation. Because of the high THC, start low and go slow if you’re sensitive. From a cultivation standpoint Fat Bastard Auto is straightforward and friendly for beginners. It typically finishes in about 8–10 weeks from seed, reaches average plant height, and rewards growers with high yields—large, resinous flowers well-suited to both indoor and outdoor runs. Its robust resin production also makes it a reliable choice if you plan to press rosin or produce other extracts.