Total Paralysis

Total Paralysis is a tall, sativa-dominant variety (roughly 70% sativa) that carries classic Haze and Skunk lineage through parents like Moby Dick, Budzilla (G13 x Skunk) and older Haze lines. Plants are vigorous and can stretch tall, so indoor growers should expect a lanky structure that responds well to topping and SCROG-style training; outdoors it can become very large if left untrained. Flowering is reliably rapid for a sativa, finishing around nine weeks, and yields are reported as high when grown in appropriate indoor setups. This cultivar produces a high-THC profile in the 15–25% range and is notable for a body‑relaxing effect that still leaves the mind uplifted and airy rather than sedated — a relaxed, cerebral state rather than heavy couchlock. Aromas and flavors tend toward fruity and spicy Haze notes with underlying earth and Skunk‑like woodiness; dense resin coating makes it suitable for solvent and rosin extractions. Overall it’s an easy strain to grow, beginner-friendly, with tall plants, high yields, and a reliably calming yet mind‑active effect.